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the stuff that crappy sites, magazines, and blogs write about alexander skarsgard that is completely untrue, or just pure garbage, complete fiction, and gossip, mainly put out by the tabloid media and other scum of the earth
"did you hear that alex trashed the twilight vamps on (a certain site)?"

"don't believe that shit, it's just more skarbage."

"i cannot believe every time alex hugs a woman, they are instantly dating, what skarbage."
by MrsSkarsgard March 25, 2010
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Large, beautiful breasts that are keep well consealed and initially appear to be much smaller and less impressive than they actually are until unleashed.
I think Alicia may have some real sleepers.
by KABT October 26, 2007
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