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A rare and mythical creature that ejects vaginal secretion (VS) all over the place. Very disrespectful, always shows up when you least expect em to, characterized by being obnoxious and flying around fing shit up.
Can only be tamed and or killed by a select few "chosen ones". These "skane hunters"(short form: "skunters") are born with an impressive set of skills geared towards defending the free world from skanes.

*if approached by a skane do not attempt to befriend it, call 1-800-SKUNT-HUNT imediately for assistance
DUDE, did you see the size of the skane in k-town the other night? good thing there were skunters around

I wish I was a bad-ass skane

SKAANNNEEE lets go grab a beer now that you're no longer faculty
by prostarskunter June 22, 2009
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when you're hungover as shit after a spending a night drunk as a skunk
I'm hungover as a duck let's go get some grub
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An insult that calls someone a cum stain of a skank
Person 1: What are you doing today?
Person 2: I have to chill with my skane ass brother
by MeleeKim July 08, 2010
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Dude: Hey, yo look in yo brother's car. Those chicken bones all over the seat?
Dude 2: Dang. Yeah man. That's skane.
by JdB July 31, 2003
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A man who believes he can get any girl he wants. He uses all of the cheesy pick up lines on any girl he meets. He calls all girls babe, and he tells them that they are the only girl for him. Quite often he is not as great as he makes himself seem and rarely gets a girl.
That guy is such a skane. He is hitting on every girl here. Too bad he's not going to get any of them.
by holly2e July 06, 2010
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a fucking redneck from Glen Burnie MD.
They aint nuthin but a bunch of Skanes up in huuur.
by Prefab Madcow April 11, 2003
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The biggest fucking joke of all time

Synonym for 'Denmark'
Dude: Hey
Skåning from Skåne: Hallå ja
Dude: Fuck no
by SyntaxError1 December 14, 2020
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