Local "news" junkie #1: "Did you hear about the crazy coked up orgy/dog fighting parties that newswoman has been throwing?"

Local "news" junkie #2: "Yeah, what a skanchor!"

"OMG IM GONNA FAIL MY TEST AND MY PARENTS R GONNA KILL ME AND IM GONNA GET GROUNDED AND-"
"-hey, hey HEY."
"what?"
"WOOOOSAHHHH"