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Skype AIDS. When your internet connection is so shitty, that it causes other people in your skype calls to crash, force reboots, or otherwise have a generally shitty skype experience from hearing random gunshots, to reverb from hell.
Deru, what the fuck, your internet connection has given me skAIDS. Skype is no longer working. Pull the screwdriver out of your router and reconnect.
by ZadeTheDestroyer December 03, 2013
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A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.
17th Century setting: Due to his treatment of the "French Pox" (syphilis) with mercury a merkin Gwendolyn used a Merkin to used to hide the side effects of hair loss and not alarm her husband.
by David W. Tuthill December 30, 2005
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This is the high people who don't like smoking get. Skaid is a feeling of anxiety, inability to hold conversation and general forgetfulness while still lacking the euphoric feeling many others may get. It is the reason those that don't like burning, don't burn.
I'm getting mixed vibes on if Wade burns or not.

Wade doesn't burn cuz he gets skaid when he does.
by Dnom May 10, 2020
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Brah, had dis one 12 foot freak set, but no skaid, yeah?
by theunknowngl October 16, 2004
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