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The kind of guy who would buy you ice cream and then have sex with your sister
Friend: Hey dude I heard John smashed your sis last night
You: He did? Man what a sjommis
by ButOniiItsTooBig March 15, 2016
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A polite term for shoving a lubricated probe into the Earth's hole to release gas.
Earth: I'm having trouble passing gas.

People: That's nothing a fracking won't fix.
by onehandcrabbing February 21, 2012
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