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A girl who is always late for everything. Has no concept of time and will giggle and apologise but in reality doesn't feel guilty. We don't know exactly why she has no concept of time or what she does to fuck ass around that long.
Oh my god, she is such a Sjaan. You literally have to tell her the party is two hours before it actually starts so she gets here on time.
by Furry Chuckle Butt September 04, 2017
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Aug 1 Word of the Day
the act of texting people while you are pooping
ex. (talking to a friend on fbook chat)

person 1: hey man whats going on tonight
person 2: i gotta go to the bathroom il poopt you

or

person 1: whatsup man what are you doing?
person 2: poopting you
by mr.poopter January 26, 2011
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