by The Return of Light Joker May 25, 2009
When two men are engaged in a heated argument and it is clear no resolution will be made, one male will say "size up", prompting both participants to expose their penises. The one with the larger penis wins the argument by default simply because his penis is larger. No exceptions.
Male 1: "Dude, you're a fucking dumbass, McDonalds is definitely better than Wendy's."
Male 2: "Um, are you fucking kidding me, Wendy's is 10 times better."
Male 1: "Size up"
Male 2: Alright, fine, McDonald's is better.
Male 2: "Um, are you fucking kidding me, Wendy's is 10 times better."
Male 1: "Size up"
Male 2: Alright, fine, McDonald's is better.
by VillanovaJC March 13, 2011
by rw-lad August 13, 2008
by DomToretto July 17, 2021
"Yo, no long talkin' b. Either size up or nize up"
In other words...
"Hey man, I don't want to do this long talking business anymore. Either stand up to me and let's fight, or shut up."
In other words...
"Hey man, I don't want to do this long talking business anymore. Either stand up to me and let's fight, or shut up."
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