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A amazingly handsome guy who has an amazing personality and has a dick the height of a skyscraper. If you meet this guy become his slave so you can bask in his glorious sexyness. Also, he is not a stripper.
by siwon4lyfe July 10, 2014
Apr 22 Word of the Day
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
by ecogoth December 30, 2020
2
Siwon is a name of Korean origin and is given to very pretty girls who are smart as fuck but also humble and kind towards others, very selfless and courageous also very good at art and drawing. (May or may not have an asshole father)
by fat cocked Turkish man January 02, 2021
3
1. Setting school:
Girl 1 - Did you hear about the bank robbery that happened last night?
Girl 2 - YEAH! Do you know who did it?
Girl 1 - I heard it was Siwon.
2. Setting: Alley near bank. at 11
Siwon - PSSSST. -see mysterious figure under streetlight with masked face and hat and all that crap- WHOSE THERE?!
Mysterious figure with crap on: Whats the magic wordssss?
Siwon: I'm on the naughty list.
Mysterious figure with crap on: No, you're not. Simon is. Which is me. Who talks in third person.
Siwon: Okay lets just go rob a bank already.
Simon. on the naughty list: Okay. :D
Girl 1 - Did you hear about the bank robbery that happened last night?
Girl 2 - YEAH! Do you know who did it?
Girl 1 - I heard it was Siwon.
2. Setting: Alley near bank. at 11
Siwon - PSSSST. -see mysterious figure under streetlight with masked face and hat and all that crap- WHOSE THERE?!
Mysterious figure with crap on: Whats the magic wordssss?
Siwon: I'm on the naughty list.
Mysterious figure with crap on: No, you're not. Simon is. Which is me. Who talks in third person.
Siwon: Okay lets just go rob a bank already.
Simon. on the naughty list: Okay. :D
by Simon. on the naughty list. December 31, 2008