When someone called Scott misses a sitter in a game of football

when you have to take care of your belligerently drunk friend; and keep him or her from harm thus scewing up your night.

Someone who volunteers to keep an eye on someone who is intoxicated. They are always sober, or at least have control over themselves and are able to "sit" (babysit) the intoxicated person to prevent them from accidentally harming themselves (from falling and such). They should be someone trustworthy. This practice is recommended for strong mind-altering psychedelic drugs, such as Salvia, Phencycladine, Jimson Weed, and Ketamine.

Synonym: SS, SS Guard

Someone who has their head so far up their ass they are sitting on their own shoulders.

The backside of any person, individual. The butt cheecks, the rear end, the caboose, the ass.

Someone who doesn't choose sides.

Pretty self explanatory... one who sits on pickles. Usually practiced by homosexuals who enjoy the sensation of pickles penetrating their asshole.