when you create a personality in front of others but when they're alone become a pole and have to stay that way for over an hour until they continue on with their day. if not done, they become suicidal and start to become kathy griffin.

Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.