Urban Dictionary: sitched

person 1: " I really messed up my leg last night:
person 2: " oh boy, thats a bad sitch"

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" a sad bitch is a bad sitch, a bad sitch will equal a sad bitch"

by COOKIEMONSTERBRAINS October 07, 2008

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unstich the sitch

To ruin an event or occasion. Derived from "sitch" which is slang for situation.

We were flying kites at the park when a sudden rainstorm unstiched our sitch.

by Pajamaman July 22, 2003

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A danny sitch

A three way which involves a man, a woman, and a tranny

Hey man, my buddy was in a danny sitch when his girlfriend brought a tranny to the bedroom

by Yogi bear January 14, 2018

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What's the sitch bitch?

1. Friends say this to eachother when they are wondering if they have any new news to share.

2. Another, funnier, way of saying "what's up?", or " what's new?".

3. what to say to someone if you can't think of anything else fast enough.

"Hey gurl?"
"Oh hey. So what's the sitch bitch?"
"Nothing much.."

by Margaritaville1025 January 12, 2012

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Flat tire Sitch

When a chick finally gets dick but he only lasts 30 seconds

Eric finally put out but it was a flat tire Sitch.

by Alaskagirl May 22, 2015

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Totes Awk Sitch

Totally Awkard Situation.

First penned by Melbourne's Lazy. Too lazy to say the extended version. Also implented by cycling group MGCK.

Ellen- OMG i can't believe we just ran in to your ex. and his new gf.

Zoe- I knooooow.

Joely and Char- waah Totes awk sitch!

by Joelywh April 29, 2007