I've been out with this girl 3 times and last time I met her sister and shes just little sister food.

OMG we're Parisian sisters. How's your recovery going?

After we broke up he started seeing her we're Mudd sisters now.

“My little sister is such a pain in the ass”

My sister in law married my brother. She is a whore, I bet she doesn’t know who their kids fathers are because let’s face it, she’s a nasty loosy whore hoodrat tramp.

"hey, what's my sister's dog?"

"fucking retarded"

“It’s December 5 yo why be single” or “it’s national date your fake sister day let’s go”