Top definition
Someone who is head over heels in love with Sirius Black, the sexy, motorbike riding, wizard.
Oh she’s a siriussexual. Have you seen her camera roll?
by ojessieh December 29, 2020
Get a siriussexual mug for your papa Paul.
May 27 Word of the Day
The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
Get a danger wank mug for your fish Callisto.
2
When you’re attracted to Sirius Black, even if it’s just a cosplayer, when you see someone cosplay for Sirius black you are also attracted to them, but only when they cosplay as Sirius Black.
Girl 1: I thought you were lesbian? What’s up with the Sirius Black pictures
Girl 2: oh no I’m SiriusSexual!
by Lmaoimhot December 29, 2020
Get a SiriusSexual mug for your sister-in-law Helena.
3
someone that is deeply in love with sirius black, also known as padfoot
i have a crush on sirius black, i am siriussexual
by siriusblacksimp December 29, 2020
Get a siriussexual mug for your boyfriend Paul.