Condition. When a single mother repeatably tells you that she has the hardest job in the world. No matter what you do or face in life, it can not compare. Her job is the worst. She gets to stay home with the kids, work in her pajamas, bend over at the waist to put in DVDs, collect a check, not have a boss to answer to, and put her kids to bed early any time she wants.
"I got free tickets to the show and when I asked her if she wanted to go with me, she dropped her single mom ego on me, telling me she doesn't have time to go to shows like some people".
by RHP4 January 04, 2011
The single mom discount is when a single mother (preferably a MILF) doesn't want to pay full price for something so she seduces the man/women into sexual activity to cover the price.
Plumber: "Alright, ma'am your sink is all fixed, that will be $189"
Single mom: "Oh my, that's a little high, can I have the single mom discount?"
Plumber: "The what?"
Single mom: *Starts to stroke plumbers cock*
Plumber: "Ohh yeaa that feels nice"
...The Single mom and the plumber engage in sexual activity for about an hour...
Plumber: *Putting his clothes back on* "Well ma'am, your grand total comes to $15"
Single mom: "Now that sounds reasonable!"
Single mom: "Oh my, that's a little high, can I have the single mom discount?"
Plumber: "The what?"
Single mom: *Starts to stroke plumbers cock*
Plumber: "Ohh yeaa that feels nice"
...The Single mom and the plumber engage in sexual activity for about an hour...
Plumber: *Putting his clothes back on* "Well ma'am, your grand total comes to $15"
Single mom: "Now that sounds reasonable!"
by LeftHandMan October 18, 2009
Stressed out mom. Mom in dire need of a visit from the cleaning fairy. A mom that needs a night out on the town.
by LittleTLC October 10, 2011
It's what you're supposed have hot meaty sex with, says every ad in existence. Well turns out the ads were right! You have to have sex with every single mom ever to exist you little pussies, it's for the benefit of making to share your huge schlong to everyone of them, hopefully you will be inspired to have sex with them.
Man i just had sex with a Hot Single Mom
by Smedgewic January 09, 2021
When a single mother begins to dwell on being alone for the rest of their life and starts paying more attention to men than their children.
Child: Ugh! Mom is so obsessed with her new boyfriend it's like I don't even exist anymore, and when I do, everything is still about him! It's driving me crazy!
Dad: -sigh- She's just dealing with Single Mom Syndrome (SMS) right now. She'll get over it soon.
Dad: -sigh- She's just dealing with Single Mom Syndrome (SMS) right now. She'll get over it soon.
by YoMommasSoStupid May 11, 2012
by StephenB August 17, 2006
When a white women decided to become sexually and or romantically involved with a Black male and she becomes pregnant. The Black male typically ditches the pregnant white women making her a single mother.
Miles- Hanna I wouldnt date Damian.
Donna- Why not he seems nice.
Miles- Hanna once you go black you become a single mom.
Donna- Thats the last thing I need in my life.
Miles- what is that?
Donna- A cribmidget.
Miles- I gotcha
Donna- Why not he seems nice.
Miles- Hanna once you go black you become a single mom.
Donna- Thats the last thing I need in my life.
Miles- what is that?
Donna- A cribmidget.
Miles- I gotcha
by Leroy McLevine May 16, 2011