when one of your buddies ditches you all day for his girlfriend, and hangs out with her at cupcake stores and what not.

A portmanteau of carpe diem, a Latin phrase that means “Seize the Day!” and DM, which stands for Direct Messages. This word means seizing the day via DMs.

An ugly woman, one that you only would hook up with if you are drunk, high, or really really horny.