Urban Dictionary: sims's

Fireman Sim

A person with a dick so long it curls up in their trousers, like a firehose.

"Who's that guy?"
"I don't know, but I heard he's a Fireman Sim!"

by Albayan Simchez Uwu February 23, 2021

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holden sims

cool better than santiago

holden sims

by emojman April 03, 2018

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Ian Sim

Person with a big ego and a small brain and EQ.

Hey look at that Ian Sim, he is so slim!

by Fat sim May 02, 2019

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Dirty Dim Sim

When you sleep with a leftover woman at the end of a party - all that was left at the end of the night was a dirty dim sim in a hot box at the local 24h servo.

"Can't believe you slept with that dirty dim sim last night Greg, that was just terrible"
"OMG I can't believe Greg went home with that dirty dim sim, she's trash"

by MrChewy818 February 26, 2018

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That got my sim very tense

What you say when you or someone else says the word frick.

Alphys: TOP 10 SHOWS THAT MAKE YOU FORGET TO DO YOUR FRICKING JOB!
Me: That got my sim very tense

by JayMoneySpamsL2 July 19, 2020

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The sims

The sims is the way the real world interacts with our simulated one by mind controlling us to make us think we’re the real ones.

Jack: aw man, I can’t wait to play the sims when I get home!
Pete: a moment of silence for our fallen comrade.

by Iamnotabotargh October 31, 2019

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The sims

The sims the only game where your only job is to fuck everyone and kill all that oppose you

I made myself in The sims and bought 14 dogs. The sims free for all

by Boxedisopod February 01, 2018

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