Emily went to the simposium yesterday to discuss her unrequited love of Charles

Yo, look at that simposium over there

Person: *lets random girl take a sip of their drink*
Person’s Friend: “Hey bro, are you simping over there? I’ve gotta invite you to a simposium.” *shakes head in disbelief*

When Susanna became single and got a tinder profile, she had a whole simposium going in just under a week.

Sasha's onlyfans is blowing up, she got a whole ass simposium.