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A person lacking analytical thinking skills.
A simpleton's conclusion: "The NSA spies, therefore the Chinese do not."
by stroydex October 30, 2013
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A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."

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"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
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A being of great unintelligence, always there to ruin your plans.
You simpletons get off my lawn mower!
by Didda Tinkle May 24, 2004
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A person who is felt to be deficient in judgment, good sense, or intelligence; a fool.
Go to school, you freewheeling simpleton!
by Jaeba April 17, 2003
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A noun describing an individual who holds no skills or talents in any field whatsoever.
"I can't stand being on Johnathan's team for basketball, that kid is a simpleton"
by MrEasyPickens February 14, 2017
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noun: A person who lacks the capacity to think beyond simple thoughts, and masks his ignorance by reciting information he heard on CNBC's Mad Money with Jim Cramer. Often times, a simpleton will call another person a simpleton for no apparent reason other than to call that person a simpleton.

Synonym: Jose Lopez
Person A: "I don't think the iWatch will be a guaranteed best seller."
Person B: "You're such a simpleton."
by Splusm March 01, 2015
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