James: Let’s open a bottle of simpkin to celebrate!
Harry: A bottle of what?
James: It’s a bottle of champagne. Have you never read the Century Dictionary first published in 1889?
Harry: The what?
James: Never mind.
Harry: A bottle of what?
James: It’s a bottle of champagne. Have you never read the Century Dictionary first published in 1889?
Harry: The what?
James: Never mind.
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A tall slim character similar to Kramer on the hit TV show Seinfeld. A man from the decent of Lonnie. A white man who confuses himself as a black man.
by Puffmcgruff May 26, 2013
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Dude; Have you ever Heard of a Simpkin?
Girl; No I haven't what is it?
Dude; Follow me to the bedroom i'll show you.
Girl; No I haven't what is it?
Dude; Follow me to the bedroom i'll show you.
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Totally useless, brainless woman whose only enjoyment out of life is having more children for welfare.
by Clamchops October 07, 2011
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A crazy family who gets drunk all the time, love to party, will fight anyone who messes with their family. Will smoke a doobie with you anytime anywhere. Full of goofy, funny, and attractive people. Marry a Simpkins. Do it.
Guy 1: "yo who was that at the bar yesterday? That chick was crazy awesome."
Guy 2: "She was a Simpkins..."
Guy 1: "Cool bro what was her name?"
Guy 2: "She doesn't need a name. She's magical enough without it."
Guy 1: "I just jizzed in my pants."
Guy 2: "She was a Simpkins..."
Guy 1: "Cool bro what was her name?"
Guy 2: "She doesn't need a name. She's magical enough without it."
Guy 1: "I just jizzed in my pants."
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