Its me im Ian's biggest simp

King is the best and gets all the girls unlike Tiib27, You shall do what he says or else.

What you call a man when he weighs 17 pounds and simps on every girl at Holy Cross.

Some mf with mid ass opinions that is still cute but still has mid ass opinions

A desperate lady tryna hook up with whoever is giving her attention.

Is a SIMPle guy and awesome human.

A man that puts himself in a subservient/submissive position under women, but using manipulative tactics in hopes of winning them over, without the female bringing anything to the table.