Someone who says they do not talk to a girl that they secretly have a crush on but actually talk to them all the time.
Nathan is simping on Rachel because he says he does not talk to her but instead they talk all the time.
Nathan comments on all of her tiktoks and instagram pics. What a simp
Nathan comments on all of her tiktoks and instagram pics. What a simp
by natesimpmiros May 26, 2020
Ex. I miss her so much. She was my world my everything why would she leave me!! Man I'm sorry I'm being such a simp right now.
Ex. When you're feeling under the weather. Like hearing sad songs, barely speaking, crying, etc. Someone would tell this person to stop simpin.
Ex. When you're feeling under the weather. Like hearing sad songs, barely speaking, crying, etc. Someone would tell this person to stop simpin.
by littlered05 October 22, 2012
A mental illness that only affects Males
widely reported symptoms are as follows
1) Repetitious mumblings comprising of "Yes Dear" "No Dear" "Sorry Dear"
2) Allows himself to be trod upon repeatedly by females & apologizes pathetically for it
3) Grovelling to a female in the vain hope of receiving her validation to make them feel more like a "real man"
4) Giving attention/praise to undeserving females, the females are well aware of this and will use him to their advantage
5) Putting himself into a subservient/submissive position under a female in the hope of winning them over without the female bringing anything to the table
6) rolling out red carpets for every female encounter for no apparent reason
7) fighting with other Male sufferers either physically or verbally for sole female attention
8) Irrational thoughts
EG. thinks a female with 2 or more bastard children is a high quality female
9) Delusions
EG. In his eyes all females are good no matter what they do or say, he may feel beholden to a female due his delusions
10) Believes that a "Real Man" should shower female's with gifts & pay all her bills & entertainment costs,
most sufferers may do this for sex & validation from the female, whereas non-sufferers can clearly identify this as prostitution. More serious cases of simping sufferers may do this for female validation alone.
Known Cure
"The Red Pill" although some sufferers of simping reported that this can completely disappear with age & experience.
widely reported symptoms are as follows
1) Repetitious mumblings comprising of "Yes Dear" "No Dear" "Sorry Dear"
2) Allows himself to be trod upon repeatedly by females & apologizes pathetically for it
3) Grovelling to a female in the vain hope of receiving her validation to make them feel more like a "real man"
4) Giving attention/praise to undeserving females, the females are well aware of this and will use him to their advantage
5) Putting himself into a subservient/submissive position under a female in the hope of winning them over without the female bringing anything to the table
6) rolling out red carpets for every female encounter for no apparent reason
7) fighting with other Male sufferers either physically or verbally for sole female attention
8) Irrational thoughts
EG. thinks a female with 2 or more bastard children is a high quality female
9) Delusions
EG. In his eyes all females are good no matter what they do or say, he may feel beholden to a female due his delusions
10) Believes that a "Real Man" should shower female's with gifts & pay all her bills & entertainment costs,
most sufferers may do this for sex & validation from the female, whereas non-sufferers can clearly identify this as prostitution. More serious cases of simping sufferers may do this for female validation alone.
Known Cure
"The Red Pill" although some sufferers of simping reported that this can completely disappear with age & experience.
by Sirius-C April 25, 2019
by 69daddy_kong69 March 08, 2020
Goddamn Max Brodie really died for female interaction. What a simp. Foo’ be lookin like Kylo Ren up in this bih frfr.
by Yung&Hung December 21, 2019
by DryBackyBong April 09, 2020