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everyone pursuing a romantic or sexual relationship can be classified as a simp, a fuckboy, or both. (all of these terms are gender neutral). two people that are simps go together well, and two people who fuckboys go together well.

- a simp idolizes their romantic partner.
- a fuckboy degrades their romantic partner.

-a simp who is also a fuckboy idolizes their partner for sole purpose of sexual engagement.
*talking about a new guy*

"don't talk to him, because by simp theory, since you are a simp, and he is a fuckboy, it won't work out"
by yung nugget May 06, 2020
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A man who messes around with other men, but no one would ever know by looking or talking to him. Used by gay black men to identify masculine gay men or DL Brothas.
"I am going to the mall to look for some trade"
"The club was packed with trade, honey"
by Darren December 03, 2004
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