The Alain Prost of the new era. He saves fuel, and tires. He makes others lose focus and create mistakes, while he slides by and drives to victory.
Boothy: I wish I was a Simon
Deko: Me too
Boothy: You could never go a race without making a mistake, you could never be Simon.
by SennaSS July 09, 2011
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A really great friend who always makes you feel happy when your down. A nice girl who never says what she thinks but always shows it and loves to mess around. She is an overall great y’all who deserves way more then she thinks
by :) no fuck you April 04, 2019
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A horney, cuddly rabbit with a cute big nose.
"Sorry, my pet Simon likes to hump peoples legs."
by soft chunky lips February 04, 2010
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Huge freaking cock. Amazing personality and an amazing best friend over all. You would love to be his friend even if he is short. If you end up as his girl, keep him, you wont get anyone else like him.
by Shae_loves_life003 November 09, 2017
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Super sexy, totally worth fukin
should get to her shes totally hot
luving simone aka simon haha
luv u babe
Just the best babe out ayy simone
she disagrees
by sodvbiwdf August 27, 2008
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Omg look there’s Simon we all know that he thinks he knows everything
by Yournanisgay November 03, 2019
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