Urban Dictionary: simonize

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simonize

1. pwn in a street race
2. Wax
3. Turn and burn
4. what happens to glenn's car when he races a minivan

WOOOO! VR4 Baby! We waxed em!
Simonize that shiat! Who's your father?

by SMONEY March 16, 2004

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When someone goes to the gym and spends 90% of the time on their phones scrolling through social media

Looks like its thumb day again for Jimmy with his usual routing... 3 sets of 5 snapchat selfies and 10 sets of scrolling through facebook until exhaustion

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Simonize

the act of 'stealing' a friend's friends.

'i hung our with kelly last night'
'kelly who?'
'jason's friend'
'oh, you Simonized her?'
'yep'

by samiam55 October 05, 2009

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Simonize

brought about by the judge simon in American idol, simonizing is taking a certain comment of critisism, usually bad, and making it an insult

Bob: Joe just broke up with Kate, and Steve totally came in and simonized the easy letdown!!!!!!!!

Jim: JERK!!!!!

by MASTUR CH33F :) March 07, 2009

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Simonize

When a forum moderator goes off the rails (postal) and attempts to destroy a forum from within.

Bob the Super Moderator banned all the other Moderators last night and started to Simonize multiple threads on Duckduckgoose.com

by nuttsgt March 02, 2021

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