something you don't care about, it is just shit.
Did you hear what trump said about china?
OMG that's such a simons opinion, Who even takes him seriously?
by YoloMcSwagLord April 12, 2016
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The addition of exaggerated and/or fabricated facts to an average story.
Average story: Stephanie likes watermelons.
Story with "Simon Spice": Stephanie had sex with three dudes in a watermelon field.
by YoyoDance February 03, 2010
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the illusion that one is in a perpetual game of simon says, and as a result, will not obey anyone unless the command is preceded by “simon says”
did you hear about thomas’s accident? i heard he has a case of simon syndrome.
by shatikiliki November 28, 2019
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Human god, fittest man you ever going to meet , great at teaching, most calm person ever be like Simon Tall
I wish I was like Simon Tall
by Talls Minion December 11, 2019
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When you are going full Simon

on ig live and you only want ig thots to shake ass and strip.
Person 1:Damn bro did you see Anatoly ig live?
Person 2: Nah I heard he was on "Simon Time" though.
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Simon Tingey - that badass motherfucker who can take away all your strength, just using his little toe. Everyone should know a Simon Tingey. But BE WARNED - he will not hold back when it comes to criticism of your film choices or those films you have yet to see.

Side note: will never win at Superfight
Girl: hi what's your name?
Simon Tingey: Simon Tingey
Girl: cool
by Buddybeth January 17, 2017
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