by IDK1907 September 20, 2012
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Aaron: Do you see him?
John: yeah he's grinding 4 girls at the same time!
Aaron: He's doing a the simon!
John: yeah he's grinding 4 girls at the same time!
Aaron: He's doing a the simon!
by dunton September 11, 2011
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by Cubanitamami December 21, 2006
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a girl who is very smart but disguises it with procrastination and laziness toward intelectual stuff. quiet and shy if you dont know her, but shes really nice, sweet, kind, generous hilarious,hyper, extremely ADD, and even more sexy. shes a dancer, the most flexible girl youll ever meet, great in bed, or car, or wherever.Simone is... HOT, she got loong legs, beautiful eyes, thesweetest mosst adorable smile, and everythng inbetween;) definite cowgirl, Texan to the heart
when you got her, she'll love you like no other, she'll make sure you know it.she respects her man, aint no one gunna talk shit about him without gettin killed. let her know you love her, nevr let her go, if you do youll never move on or get over her
when you got her, she'll love you like no other, she'll make sure you know it.she respects her man, aint no one gunna talk shit about him without gettin killed. let her know you love her, nevr let her go, if you do youll never move on or get over her
by chimmychangachatanooga February 23, 2013
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The finest, funniest, sweetest, smartest, and most flirtatious guy a girl could ever wish to meet. He can woo any girl with just his sexy, stunning, blue eyes and golden, shimmery, blonde hair. You'll want to break up with your boyfriend just to get with him because he's that good. Although he can get to be annoying sometimes, he does it on purpose because that's his way of flirting with chicks. He can also be pretty badass to impress us girls. Simon is always there for his bros, whatever, whenever. He's pretty kick-ass at soccer, too. Every girl needs a Simon in their life, whether the relationship is platonic, romantic, and/or sexual. You can't live without him.
Girl 1: Woah, look at that guy's eyes, they are so perfect!
Girl 2: That's my boyfriend, Simon.
Girl 3: Look at that guy play soccer. He sure knows how to kick.
Girl 4: Yeah, he's incredibly hot. His name is Simon.
Girl 2: That's my boyfriend, Simon.
Girl 3: Look at that guy play soccer. He sure knows how to kick.
Girl 4: Yeah, he's incredibly hot. His name is Simon.
by downtothetenniscourt May 27, 2014
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Simone
a girl who is very smart but disguises it with procrastination and laziness toward intellectual stuff. quiet and shy if you dont know her, but shes really nice, sweet, kind, generous hilarious,hyper, extremely ADD, and even more sexy. shes a dancer great in bed, or car, or wherever.Simone is... HOT, she has beautiful eyes, the sweetest most adorable smile, and everything in between;)
when you got her, she'll love you like no other, she'll make sure you know it.she respects her man, aint no one gonna talk shit about him without getting killed. let her know you love her, never let her go, if you do you'll never move on or get over her
a girl who is very smart but disguises it with procrastination and laziness toward intellectual stuff. quiet and shy if you dont know her, but shes really nice, sweet, kind, generous hilarious,hyper, extremely ADD, and even more sexy. shes a dancer great in bed, or car, or wherever.Simone is... HOT, she has beautiful eyes, the sweetest most adorable smile, and everything in between;)
when you got her, she'll love you like no other, she'll make sure you know it.she respects her man, aint no one gonna talk shit about him without getting killed. let her know you love her, never let her go, if you do you'll never move on or get over her
she's a Simone
by mzjam January 08, 2014
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A Simon is a well intended good-natured Italian. He is often found during two hole related activities: falling in them; or stuffing his face hole with food.
“Woah is that Wendy’s buffet is destroyed...Simon must be here”
“What is it boy? There’s an emergency at the old Farm in Acre St.? At the old well boy? Simon fell in it again?”
“What is it boy? There’s an emergency at the old Farm in Acre St.? At the old well boy? Simon fell in it again?”
by Neebs_06 February 10, 2018
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