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A person named Sim who thinks he is kella. In order to obtain his full Kella role, a kunt needs to be added on the end of his name.
Oi Simkunt stop smokin matches kunt
by Woody April 10, 2005
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Jul 14 Word of the Day
Over-The-Pants-Hand-Job. Distant cousin of the dry hump.
I can't have sex because my parents are home. Will you settle for a OTPHJ?
by Kalticious Dawg January 18, 2004
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