A 40 year old virgin that permanently resides in their parents basement and refuses to see the light of day due to their unusual disorders. Recent studies have revealed that a Simfac can suffer from Alien Hand Syndrome (this leads to chronic masturbation), Gender Dysphoria (GD), Fish Odour Syndrome, Necrophilia and Frotteurism.

A man who messes around with other men, but no one would ever know by looking or talking to him. Used by gay black men to identify masculine gay men or DL Brothas.