Urban Dictionary: simd

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simd

sucka idolizing mediocre dick

that girls such a “simd”

by a simd herself August 16, 2019

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Apr 22 Word of the Day

dirtpilled

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods

Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak

by ecogoth December 30, 2020

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SIMD

SIMD- When someone puts a man on a pedestal for no good reason (Opposite of popular phrase SIMP, this word may also be used for someone who is homosexual)

“I heard that Suzy is such a SIMD.”/“He just SIMDed for him.”

by SomeKidIGuess April 06, 2020

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SIMD

Sucker Idolising Mediocre D*ck

That freak keeps on flirting with muscular guys at the bar, what a SIMD!

by RandomSIMP March 31, 2021

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