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A polite term for shoving a lubricated probe into the Earth's hole to release gas.

tubby, only speaks on occasion, wheres an over-coat, hat, and shorts.

That creepy son of a bitch in the bathroom stall who tries so hard to be quiet, that he may not even be breathing. This guy will camp his throne in total and complete silence no matter how many people come and go. Nobody has ever actually heard a Silent Bob do his business, because the Silent Bob can detect the observation and will usually hit a distraction flush and make his getaway.

The act of passing gas undetected while having sex and it smells REALLY BAD