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When a girl wakes her man with a blowjob.
My girlfriend is the best...she woke me with a silent alarm this morning.
by Oz October 10, 2003
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when you've done something so cringe you can't stop replaying it in your head and it stops you from getting on with your every day life
Dan: bro why have you been staring into space for the last hour doing nothing?
Me: bro i have a chronic cringe from what happened earlier I can't concentrate
by finesseeeee March 01, 2019
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The act of teabagging a sleeping person, waking them up in the process.
I could feel his nuts on my face...it was a total silent alarm.
by Victor Lewis October 21, 2007
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