If something was completely unbelieveable/inconceivable, sometiems someone will exclaim "Sif!", a word used in internet circles. This word could be used when describing the situation of when the exclamation occured.
"The Sifness was so mindblowing, I was like, wow, that frood must be leetzor!"
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Secret Internet Fatty.


The SIF is quite adept at hiding his or her fat on the Internet. Usually a LiveJournal or MySpace user, they use Photoshop, high-constrast photos, and strategic camera angles to appear thinner.
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guy 1 >hey did you talk to tori today?
guy 2> no i found out she and her friends are SIFS
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SIF is an acronym that stands for Simple, Informative, Factual. Many people consider the SIF philosophy as their consistent state of mind. SIF can be applied in any field, be it practical, creative, or social.
Teacher: "Are you applying SIF on your essay?"
Student: "Yes, of course. That's why I'm so successful."
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1. Secret Internet Fatty; 2. Any person who takes flattering photos of themselves to hide their bulging fat rolls and dosn't put up a disclamer to those who seem to be ... interested.
"So I met this girl on myspace right. We talked for weeks and figured it was time to hang out and get a cup of coffee. Oh man, I walked in and took one look at her ... yelled SIF and then promptly left. It was horrid"
by detroitgoth December 08, 2006
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