n. One who wipes sideways as opposed to the normal manner of up and down. This is a lesser hygienical wipe for your anus.

Sideways wipers are also known as a famous anus.

A Bloomer is someone with a bright outlook on life who is optimistic in nature. Bloomer's frolic in every opportunity to be happy and try to make the most out of life. The opposite of a Bloomer is a Doomer. The term Bloomer originated specifically as a counter to the Doomer on sites especially like 4Chan.