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The condition you might find yourself in after consuming copious amounts of an adult beverage and taking a handfull of Zanax.
Look at poor Mike. Yup, he's sideways again!
by darby January 25, 2004
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An object/ situation/ person/ whatever that is downright insane, and or ludacris. Crazy.
"Yo dude, see that guy having a conversation with the garbage can over there? Man is completely sideways, yo."
by blank April 23, 2003
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Adj. To get into a state of rage or extreme distress.
I ate the last ding-dong and my sister went sideways on me.
by Time Waster November 13, 2002
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To leave. Usually the scene of a crime.
My nines on my side going both ways...peel a niggas cap and then I'm sideways.
by STL_Kris December 17, 2007
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a way to describe an ugly female, not necessarily looks; usually said out loud and discreet for others to hear
*A 6'3", hunchbacked woman weighing approximately 260 lbs walks by you*

Dayam. Sideways!
by TheTrueDrinker October 31, 2003
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A more painful way of telling some fool to "shove it."
BITCH, y'all can shove that broomstick up your ass ... SIDEWAYS!
by Drillz May 20, 2003
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