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A turd so long that one end bottoms out in the toilet while the other end slides across the ass cheek as it makes its graceful exit.
Man, after all that beer and Taco Bell I had, I had the nastiest side swiper first thing in the morning.
by xxxx11111 December 29, 2011
Sep 16 Word of the Day
(noun) A successful type of theft which results in an acceptable, impressive and rewarding payday for the protagonist.
Last night, hit a good lick. I brought home three figures easy for about two hours worth of my time. Not too bad I don't think.
by Nikki Stixx January 18, 2021
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I was sent overseas by the army then I found out this guy is sideswiping my girl back home. What a sideswiper!
by chuggchuggriff August 03, 2011