A female with cottage cheese legs that can't seem to keep them together. Always has another womans man in her mouth.
Wow did you see that lumpy side hoe? Shes almost 30 and needs to grow up already!!
by Calmdownbitch July 14, 2017
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A guy that you have talked to at some point.
Damn whitney, you got all these side-hoes! ( that white boy, the one from jimmy johns, the tall one, fuck face, etc, etc.)
by Thats right bitch December 13, 2016
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She is there when you don't have a girlfriend and she loves you but doesn't like like you so you call her ur side hoe
by SmokingrassSikegotya June 17, 2019
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Your side hoe in the summertime. Usually dumped after Labor Day.
"Hey man, this yo girl?"
"Nah fam this my Summer Side Hoe."
by tennis.ratchet July 14, 2015
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A once good innocent girl that eventually turns herself into a sult have sex with multiple guys, addicted to drugs, usually rachet, and one of the biggest gold diggers of them all mostly common in the South Florida area, avoid this girl at all cost
Hoe, slut, tranny, rachet, gold digger, druggie, the hoe side of the force
by Young Tree May 26, 2017
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