Humpledink: Mary, what's that on ye face?

Mary: Hmm? What ever do ye mean?

Humpledink: Right there! Aside ye nose.

Mary: Oh yes, this...hmm...pudding perhaps. Yes?

Humpledink: Mary...wait...tis...TIS SHYTE!

Karen: The CDC says we can stop wearing ma—
Frank: IDGAFWTCDCSYBWYMFM !!!!!!

Spelling for the common Irish pronunciation of the word.

Ye olde stabble boy spend ye time on cleaning ye horses' shyte.

A spam message might contain 5 kiloshytes (KS), a virus-infected file attachment could be 1.5 megashytes (MS) in size, a bad sector on a hard disk might take up 3 megashytes. Something measured in gigashytes (GS)can be left to the imagination.

I was on the toilet for half an hour, waiting to get rid of a shyte, but it just wouldn't budge.

Let's go smoke some shyte mang.

Got any shyte?

I could really go for some shyte right about now.