Problematic mask-wearing character in the Mario universe. Not particularly dangerous but can kill if ignored.

The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."

A masked dude that wears a robe in the Super Mario games. First appeared in Super Mario Bros. 2 (USA) in 1988.

A man who instead of using an open urinal to pee in, goes into the stall. This man would not have to do anything other than #1.

A very cool guy, the coolest guy on the internet. Smart, sophisticated and devistatingly attractive to women and all around nice guy.

an extremely shy man discovered years ago waiting for food. shy guy is a weekly classic at kanesa, sporting his dark suit in the body of an undersized offensive lineman. shy guy is also well known for his signature move, the nudging of his eye glasses. he may always be found in the corners of rooms, slowly and passively finding his way to the food tables for wafers, flat sodas, and other left overs. there have been rare shy guy sitings in the streets and in other public areas.

(N.) Males who are too bashful to urine in the urinal so go in the stalls to Number One instead.