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The act of taking off ones pants/panties and taking a shit on the floor without giving a fuck. Generally done by Mr. Buldops.
Oooooh yeahhhh! Ya gotta get shwifty in here! Uh oh! Take off your pants and your panties! Take a shit on the floor! -Mr. Buldops
by NoxNurd August 31, 2015
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A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."

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"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
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The feeling of sexual arousal while intoxicated, usually from hard drug use. Getting horny while on drugs. Popularized on the TV show, Rick And Morty.
"Wow, this molly is getting me all shwifty."
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by Phrangk March 07, 2016
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the act of removing ones undergarments and releasing fresh excrement on the surface beneath said persons
(person 1) hey did you see that giant yellow face?
(person 2) yea some sick lad got shwifty and saved the planet
by pseudonym no.69 December 15, 2019
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When one gets "down with it" and proceeds to undress and part take in sexual acts.
Hey babe wanna get Shwifty tonight with Tina?
by GremlinsGastLighter69 August 21, 2015
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the definition of shwifty is dominique monae isom. she is very shwiftylishous
β€œomg did you see that girl dominique? she’s soooo shwifty”
by shwiftygurl August 01, 2018
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