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The act of taking off ones pants/panties and taking a shit on the floor without giving a fuck. Generally done by Mr. Buldops.
Oooooh yeahhhh! Ya gotta get shwifty in here! Uh oh! Take off your pants and your panties! Take a shit on the floor! -Mr. Buldops
by NoxNurd August 31, 2015
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An exclamation made when your friends or family are teasing you to a point where you can't handle it anymore and a hissy fit is in order.

Derived from a YouTube user's famed outburst following Britney's lackluster performance at the 2007 VMA's.
Sarah: 'OMG Susan, I can't believe you are wearing the same skirt as yesterday. Oh, and by the way, EVERYONE knows what you did with Kevin on the weekend. Plus you look a little fat, are you retaining water?'

Susan: 'LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!'
by Billy Chickenhole September 15, 2007
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The feeling of sexual arousal while intoxicated, usually from hard drug use. Getting horny while on drugs. Popularized on the TV show, Rick And Morty.
"Wow, this molly is getting me all shwifty."
by Phrangk March 07, 2016
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the act of removing ones undergarments and releasing fresh excrement on the surface beneath said persons
(person 1) hey did you see that giant yellow face?
(person 2) yea some sick lad got shwifty and saved the planet
by pseudonym no.69 December 15, 2019
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When one gets "down with it" and proceeds to undress and part take in sexual acts.
Hey babe wanna get Shwifty tonight with Tina?
by GremlinsGastLighter69 August 21, 2015
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the definition of shwifty is dominique monae isom. she is very shwiftylishous
“omg did you see that girl dominique? she’s soooo shwifty”
by shwiftygurl August 01, 2018
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