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slang for penis; see also dong
Used in the new Mad magazine in the mock letter from barbi to ken in which she's breaking up with him.
Barbie: "It's not like you've got a shween or anything."
by ayeleleyee April 19, 2004
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Jul 26 Word of the Day
Noun: a friend who is usually only called upon by a friend when a more primary/prominent friend is unavailable.

Taken from the term “second string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A “Second String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.

Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed
I got a call from X the other night. She had an extra ticket to a concert she bought for a friend, but they couldn’t make it so she called me to ask if I wanted to go because I am her Second String Friend.
by Deus-ex-machina August 26, 2020
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A pleasantly plump floggin' log extending from a shexshy man'sh pubish.
See also tasty
Man: "My shween is sho shwollen and shuge!"
Girly Girl: "Ya?"
Man: "Jaaah"
by PoonPieHouligan August 27, 2003
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Our almighty leader. Has too much power, could take your life in mere seconds.
Oh fuck, it's Shween! Our lives are in danger!
by GiveMeShweenPlease February 08, 2021
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