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slang for penis; see also dong
Used in the new Mad magazine in the mock letter from barbi to ken in which she's breaking up with him.
Barbie: "It's not like you've got a shween or anything."
by ayeleleyee April 19, 2004
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Jul 17 Word of the Day
A Bloomer is someone with a bright outlook on life who is optimistic in nature. Bloomer's frolic in every opportunity to be happy and try to make the most out of life. The opposite of a Bloomer is a Doomer. The term Bloomer originated specifically as a counter to the Doomer on sites especially like 4Chan.
"After getting married he became a Bloomer."
by Le Cringe February 27, 2019
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A pleasantly plump floggin' log extending from a shexshy man'sh pubish.
See also tasty
Man: "My shween is sho shwollen and shuge!"
Girly Girl: "Ya?"
Man: "Jaaah"
by PoonPieHouligan August 27, 2003
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Our almighty leader. Has too much power, could take your life in mere seconds.
Oh fuck, it's Shween! Our lives are in danger!
by GiveMeShweenPlease February 08, 2021
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