A shwank is the very precise art of having a shit and a wank at the same time such that you come at both ends at the same time causing you to pass out.
Also known as schwank.
Also known as schwank.
by Jizz_Staines April 01, 2008
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Running for exercise and picking up trash you find along the way. It's good for the body, mind, soul, and environment! Started in Sweden but is making its way to the U. S.
by Another damn hippie. May 09, 2018
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"hey, I'm bored, and I've got to take a shit. I guess I could just go shwank and kill two birds with one stone"
by Parnell Street Bum December 07, 2007
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fuck yeah do it all the time,lowers your chance of getting prostate cancer by fifty percent,yeah fuck yeah shwanking is the way to go!
by Browning Smears November 15, 2003
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by reallywhite May 06, 2011
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by noobinator12 November 23, 2010
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