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A shwank is the very precise art of having a shit and a wank at the same time such that you come at both ends at the same time causing you to pass out.
Also known as schwank.
Also known as schwank.
by Jizz_Staines April 01, 2008
Jun 25 Word of the Day
When someone thinks they are the main character of their life. Usually comes with a side of individuality complex, quirky style and a self centered point of view.
"I asked Jenny where the beer was and she said 'Just over the horizon, like my dreams.'"
"Yeah, that girl has a major case of Main Character Syndrome."
"Yeah, that girl has a major case of Main Character Syndrome."
by CrazyandIknowit April 27, 2021
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"hey, I'm bored, and I've got to take a shit. I guess I could just go shwank and kill two birds with one stone"
by Parnell Street Bum December 07, 2007
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fuck yeah do it all the time,lowers your chance of getting prostate cancer by fifty percent,yeah fuck yeah shwanking is the way to go!
by Browning Smears November 15, 2003