Urban Dictionary: shurg

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sexual intercourse by inserting a male’s testicles, and sometimes penis as well. may be vaginal intercourse by inserting testicles into a female’s vagina, or anal intercourse by inserting testicles in a male’s or female’s anus.

he had heard about my skills from some friends. he leaned close to me and asked, “will you shurg me, please?

his tight hole? i wasn't sure if i could. yet the thing is, when i shurg someone, a couple of factors can actually allow it to happen. its not just about the tightness of their hole. the height of the person, the angle of their hole, and how flexible they are with their legs all influence how it goes. most importantly, their degree of relaxation is key - can they open up and take me, or are they fighting me, unyielding?

i was shurgging her as a crowd of naked people gathered to watch.

by marcus of the fuck house December 30, 2005

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brain worms

A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.

"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."

or

"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"

by _Jez_ October 03, 2009

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Shurg

When someone uses overly simplified or poor Grammar, like "true", "same", "gonna be lit".

Shurg (solid definition), Shurging (verb) Bionics

Person 1 "How do you think of going to a Rock Concert this weekend?"
Person 2 "omg it's gon be lit"
Person 1 "Not if you keep Shurging."

by Karakous April 24, 2016

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shurg

shurg--an uncontrollable spasm of the shoulders; a seizure-like shrug;

Distinctly resembles Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man on crack, twitching sporadically and muttering nonsense.

Or...another analogy would be Helen Keller having a heart attack inside an insane asylum...

Jon consumed a can of Monster, Red Bull, 5-hour energy, and cocaine all in one sitting. He started to shurg, convulsing wildly on the floor.

by Winnie The Muthafuckin Pooh July 16, 2011

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Shurg

A very impressive erection.
Usually encountered with clothes on.
Not noticeable at first but a profile view

or an accidental poke may garner the attention.

Veronica Corningstone: Mr. Burgundy, you have a *massive* erection.

Ron Burgundy: Oh, uh, it's the pleats... the pleats in the pants. It's an optical illusion. I was just about to take them back... to the pants store. Oh this is embarrassing.

(Ron Burgundy has a shurg in this scene)

by Larry'sLover February 26, 2011