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someone that is short and dumb!
Kiara: haley your 4 eight not 4 nine

Haley: no im 4 nine
Taylor: no cause im taller then you and im 4 nine!
Kiara: Haley your so short an aunt walked up to you and said wow im tall!
Taylor: ya thats true your tht small!
Haley: im short and dumb!
Taylor+Kiara+Rachael: your shumb!
Haley: yea im shumb!
by kiki0843 babyy May 12, 2009
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Jul 19 Word of the Day
the art of remembering an arousing occurrence or some porn you watched while masturbating, often handy if you have no porn or your in the shower
dude i had the best memory wank the other night, i was thinking about that time I walked in on your mum in the shower
by fonzatron2000 April 28, 2007
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When you are wiping your ass and you get shit on the side of your thumb.
That dude came out of the bathroom stall and he had a Shumb and didn't even know it!
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'dude i just shumbed that kid right in the side'

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by tristan dobbins April 22, 2008
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