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a word that has the same meaning as stuff except more fun to say.
Ellie: Hey sam, whats up?
Sam: Oh not much just listening to music and shtuff.
by sallie1413 April 13, 2010
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Jun 1 Word of the Day
The two states of being are as a human being, or a hungry ghost. Semi-regularly you need to ask yourself which you are. Sometimes it is human. Others, alas, it is hungry ghost.

The hungry ghost seeks validity outside of themselves. Someone pining for an indifferent ex is a hungry ghost. Someone who arrives alone at 6:30 on Saturday night to a pub is probably a hungry ghost. Obsessive checking of mobile phones, chat sites or networks are clear signs that one is a hungry ghost.

The best thing to do is just stay home and ride it out. Read a book. Find some good clean fun.
Mate: How are you?
Dumped: I'm a hungry ghost, man.

Mate: What'd ya do last night?
HG: Urg. I hungry ghosted around The Oxford for a few hours, then walked home past her house, and HIS car was there...

Mate: Why'd you call man?! It's just rampant hungry ghostery.
by Dr Winterbourne February 16, 2009
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When you're about to say "shit" but decide to say "stuff" halfway through because of who is around you or who you are talking to.
ex1: Mom, what's all this shtuff laying around?

ex2: OK class, put your shtuff away, it's nap time.
by IRTc_Alex August 28, 2005
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Alternative to shit, usually when one is censoring one's self mid-sentence to avoid punishment by a higher authority.
Son: Mom, will you give me 20 bucks?
Mom: What do you need it for?
Son: I need to get some (slowly)shtuff with it.
by Mike July 23, 2003
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Shtuff is the word dad says when wanting to say shit but kids are in the house and it is not appropriate to swear
Pick up your shtuff
get that shtuff out of here
by HankHill321 July 29, 2011
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It's a combination of the word shit and stuff, but it stands for shit that makes me tuff.
You gotta learn to roll with shtuff happening in your life (e.g., a breakup, an accident, your dog dying), as it's schtuff that builds character and makes you stronger.
by OwningKristina July 02, 2012
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Items/things associated with a psychedelic experience.
Paraphernalia, artwork, or mind altering substances that trigger hallucinations or intensive introspective thought (as in tripping on LSD).
1. Dude, I told you guys earlier that I have to work late tonight, and to wait for me! Fuck, you guys already take the shtuff?

2. I mean this is an intense trip. Just earlier I was noticing trails and the walls were breathing... but now? I am feeling all types of shtuffs!
by Blah Blah Blah, Sr. October 26, 2020
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