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A female mix of shrek and a ninja turtle such as a large shrek faced woman
phill: "hey did you see that girl matt's datin?"

jake: "yeah shes a total shrtle dude"
by tcrack June 05, 2010
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Jul 6 Word of the Day
A polite term for shoving a lubricated probe into the Earth's hole to release gas.
Earth: I'm having trouble passing gas.

People: That's nothing a fracking won't fix.
by onehandcrabbing February 21, 2012
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