A massive headed mushroom-like creature, which bears close resemblance to the Mario 1-UP mushroom with its large green poofy head and round black eyes. With a penchant for salmon, sometimes sweet but often toxic, this shroom has the power to leave you in ore with his poignant moves.
by Alexzhsalmon October 26, 2008
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When a man has any questionable residue on his penis and, using the head, slaps or "stamps" any region of his partners face... leaving a shroom imprint with the residue. Also applies when a man gains enough force while slapping a person's face with his member, to leave a red mushroom imprint.
Eddie was bored and thought it would be funny to shroom stamp his best friend's forehead... it wasn't.
by ShanMakesMeSmile July 28, 2009
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A beverage made with psilosibin containing mushrooms. Normally, the mushrooms are chopped up and boiled in water. The tea can be anywhere from a yellow color to dark purple or black. One advantage to taking shrooms this way is that they kick in much faster.
by alex February 22, 2005
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Used to insult a person. Refers to someone who would try to consume magic mushrooms through their anus, usually because they are retarded.
Rennie : wtf is a bum shroom?!
joanne says: i dont know : (
Rennie says: ud have to be on shrooms to think that was a real thing
joanne says: but i like it actually ! i just invented a legendary insult "here you ya fuckin bum shroom!"
joanne says: i dont know : (
Rennie says: ud have to be on shrooms to think that was a real thing
joanne says: but i like it actually ! i just invented a legendary insult "here you ya fuckin bum shroom!"
by tripper1988 March 30, 2010
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A mushroom like fungus that grows on a mans gooch after he has put aside his hygiene for a period of time.
by AM-Unit December 01, 2009
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Psychedelic mushrooms, usually containing psilocybin. Most commonly encountered form is Psilocybe cubensis. Sold as "hydroponic shrooms" by unscrupulous dealers, not because they are grown hydroponically, because that's not even possible, but because ignorant weedtards will pay more money for them.
Mushroom grower: Want some shrooms?
Dealer: Are they hydroponic shrooms?
Mushroom grower: Of course not, it's not possible to grow mushrooms hydroponically. Which ignorant fucktards have you been speaking to?
Dealer: Sorry man, I'll take the shrooms, but people keep asking me if I can get "hydro shrooms". Are you sure there's no way of doing it?
Mushroom grower: It's just not possible, that's not how mushrooms grow, and even if it was possible, then the mushrooms wouldn't be any stronger. It's like asking for LP records in mp3 format.
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Later on in the day:
Dealer: Want some shrooms?
Weedtard: Dude, are they hydroponic shrooms?
Dealer: Yeah, that's why they're $60 per 1/8th.
Weedtard: Hit me with da bomb shit.
Dealer: Are they hydroponic shrooms?
Mushroom grower: Of course not, it's not possible to grow mushrooms hydroponically. Which ignorant fucktards have you been speaking to?
Dealer: Sorry man, I'll take the shrooms, but people keep asking me if I can get "hydro shrooms". Are you sure there's no way of doing it?
Mushroom grower: It's just not possible, that's not how mushrooms grow, and even if it was possible, then the mushrooms wouldn't be any stronger. It's like asking for LP records in mp3 format.
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Later on in the day:
Dealer: Want some shrooms?
Weedtard: Dude, are they hydroponic shrooms?
Dealer: Yeah, that's why they're $60 per 1/8th.
Weedtard: Hit me with da bomb shit.
by random_shroom_pseudonym November 17, 2008
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