When a male executes his ejaculation phase on a womans face, the male leaves it to dry. Then the male eats some indian food. After it has passed through his bowels, he releases his colon and sprays a mass amount of fecal matter onto the same female's face. After it has dried, he throws a latex condom over her head and slaps her vagina. (Once was used by Yassir Arafat on a vietnamese prostitute in Burbank)
by Sir Wallis of Grommit and Lord Chaddicus Maximus January 10, 2007
by GC A.C. March 10, 2021
by Merithdith January 28, 2021
by Jomonster July 18, 2018
The shrinking of the penis from its normal flaccid size, most commonly due to cold weather or stimulant drug use.
"my boyfriend did so much speed last night that he had a serious case of shrink dick, it was like half the size it usually is"
"its so cold out here that i know for sure i'll have a serious case of shrink dick"
"its so cold out here that i know for sure i'll have a serious case of shrink dick"
by OGspeedymcgee March 18, 2016
by XtremeSlayer529 October 23, 2013